So Close…

21 10 2008

I have dreamed (well, not quite dreamed, but I have sure wished awfully hard) that on one of these air trips I would be privileged enough to discover a sky marshal.  It would only be a privilege if I wasn’t the one in trouble, of course.  You see, I am so very nosy that I really want to know if I have a marshal on my flight and I want to know who it is.

I came close this weekend, but alas, this has alluded me yet again. 

The man in the seat behind was caught smoking in the lavatory.  Who does this?!?  How can someone really think that no one will know?  I must say that he did a pretty good job covering his tracks since I never smelled any smoke.

So even though no sky marshal jumped up to deal with this egregious offense, the head flight attendant was mighty mean.  “Sir, we know there was someone smoking in the lavatory.  We have proof that it was you.  Do you understand that we have no question that you were the one breaking the law by smoking on the plane?  We found the cigarette.  The captain needs your assurance that this will not happen again on the flight.  Otherwise, he will..(ACK, I could not hear what he would do!  Would he send the sky marshal over to tackle him?)

They just had an officer waiting for him when we landed…

boring…





One of the Best Epicurious Entries

11 10 2008

If you are an epicurious.com reader, you need to check out this recipe and the reviews.





My First Sock Monkey

10 10 2008

I’ve been intending to make a sock monkey for months and months…

Here she is!





A Book List Just for Fun!

7 10 2008

Thanks, Angelina for this list!

The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they’ve printed.The Rules:

1) Look at the list and put one * by those you have read.
2) Put a % by those you intend to read.
3) Put two ** by the books you LOVE.
4) Put # by the books you HATE.
5) Post.

**1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen

*2 The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R. Tolkien
**3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Brontë
*4 Harry Potter series – J.K. Rowling (Well, I’ve read part of the series)
**5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
**6 The Bible
*7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Brontë
*8 1984 – George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
**10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
**11 Little Women – Louisa May Alcott

12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
%13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
**14 Complete Works of Shakespeare (a good number of them)
%15 Rebecca – Daphne du Maurier
*16 The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien
17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
%20 Middlemarch – George Eliot
%21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell (I’ve started this a couple of times…)

*22 The Great Gatsby – F. Scott Fitzgerald
%23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens
*24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
%25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams -
%26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh -
%27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
*28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
*29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
**30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
**31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
%32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
**33 Chronicles of Narnia- C.S. Lewis
**34 Emma – Jane Austen
**35 Persuasion – Jane Austen
**36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – C.S. Lewis -
**37 The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis de Bernières -
39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
**40 Winnie the Pooh – A.A. Milne
**41 Animal Farm – George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
**45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins –
**46 Anne of Green Gables – L.M. Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
%48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
*49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding
50 Atonement – Ian McEwan
%51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune – Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
**54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
**57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
*58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
%60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
**65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
*68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
%70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville
**71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
**72 Dracula – Bram Stoker
**73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
**74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses – James Joyce

76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal – Émile Zola
%79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession – A.S. Byatt
**81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker

84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert 
86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
**87 Charlotte’s Web – E.B. White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
**89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
**92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
**94 Watership Down – Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole (
**96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
**97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
**98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare
**99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
**100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo